Tom Brady on Gronk's penis . . .

Tom Brady saw plenty in the locker room during his 20 years with the Patriots, including Rob Gronkowski’s you-know-what.

Discussing the former tight end’s “great physique” Wednesday in an extensive interview with Howard Stern, Brady recalled how Gronkowski “would get naked” in the locker room with the press present.

“Literally throw his towel over his shoulder and just walk through the locker room with all the reporters,” Brady said. “He didn’t give a s–t. He strut through.”

Though Brady said “every guy’s penis looks the exact same,” when Stern circled back to the topic of Gronk’s manhood — “We also learned from you today that Gronk has a beautiful penis” — Brady took a moment to appreciate his former tight end.

“Yes he does, it’s amazing,” the QB said. “It’s exactly what you would expect it to be.”

Did Howard ask Tom about his own penis? Or his penchant for kissing his son on the mouth?

Brady is good looking in a very white bread way. Would love to have seen him in a three-way with Gronk and Aaron Hernandez. That would have been blazing hot.

I can’t believe there aren’t more posts in this thread.

[quote] I can’t believe there aren’t more posts in this thread.

That's because there is another.

[Quote] Tom Brady on Gronk's penis

I'd pay money to see that.

I would RIM GRONK DEEP!!!

Every guy's penis looks the exact same? He's been in locker rooms his whole life and he's never seen an uncut dick?

This is the most important thread on the DL in a VERY LONG TIME!

[quote]It’s exactly what you would expect it to be.

That's really inspiring.

I doubt it's that big. Prob avg.

R7 Tom's son is uncircumcised. There was quite a furor in Boston years ago when the son and Giselle were photographed in Brazil while the kid ran naked on the beach. I think it was Barstool Sports that published a photo saying something like "look at the Howitzer on this kid", implying he was endowed which is creepy just typing that. Barstool replied it was locker room banter and meant as a compliment. Tom has never had any connections after that despite being a fan prior to the photo.

So yes, he's seen an uncut dick.

R12, tell me more about the hung son. Does he like to swim?

Tom Brady on Gronk's penis...

That stud in the gay city wipes the floor with these two ordinary looking white boy frat brain dead sexless peons. Gronk might've been hot adjacent if he didn't come off like a complete clown. It's not very becoming for anyone older than a Millenial.

[quote] Tom has never had any connections after that despite being a fan prior to the photo.

Any connections to what and fan of whom?

Of all of Tom’s former teammates Howard could have asked about, he asked about this AWG??? I would rather have heard about Aaron Hernandez or Jimmy G.’s penis.

Listening to a repeat of this right now:

Tom was nervous at first, having other guys seeing his penis. "A man is a man." If a guy is very well endowed they would get made fun of more in the locker room than a smaller guy. Hung guys would try to hide it in the shower. Newer locker rooms have private shower stalls.

The Gronk accidentally flashed himself on TV last year. Here's the footage. Although he's in the background and it's not very clear, his dick doesn't look impressive at all.

[quote]Of all of Tom’s former teammates Howard could have asked about, he asked about this AWG??? I would rather have heard about Aaron Hernandez or Jimmy G.’s penis.

I suspect questions regarding Aaron Hernandez were off limits as part of Brady's agreement to do the interview.

[quote]I would rather have heard about Aaron Hernandez

I would rather never hear about him again for as long as I live. I couldn't get through ten minutes of his Netflix shitshow. An evil man who calls all of his admirers' taste in other humans into question.

R23 My interest in Aaron H. was purely physical. He was fucked up, but hot (handsome face, killer bod and big dick).

[quote]Me want Gronk

I'm surprised there's been no post about his appearances on "The Masked Singer," especially his last episode when he sang "I'm Too Sexy."

r24 how do you know Hernandez had a big dick?

[quote] I'm surprised there's been no post about his appearances on "The Masked Singer,"

There has been in the other thread.

I’ve no idea who any of these people are, but any thread about penises gets my undivided attention.

Gronk and Brady can have a circle jerk in their new clubhouse!

R12. Nice to know that Tom is enlightened enough to leave his son intact. Giselle is from Brazil where the overwhelming majority of males, up to 93-95 percent are intact,

Gronk has signed with Tampa Bay to be with Brady. Out of retirement.

Now Brady can feast on Gronk's penis in the humid air of Florida.

[quote]“Yes he does, it’s amazing,” the QB said.

That was a line from Seinfeld only instead of a penis it was a woman's breasts.

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